what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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