belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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