My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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