I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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