remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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