do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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