I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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