Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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