i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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