He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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