I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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