I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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