I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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