This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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