We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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