I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
