is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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