when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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