I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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