i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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