I accidentally had phone sex last night
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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