That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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