are you still at the devil's house?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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