im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro