Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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