could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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