I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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