sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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