I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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