I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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