Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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