my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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