My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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