you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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