That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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