I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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