While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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