they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
this hospital has no fireball
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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