Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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