You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
its liver damage thursday
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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