Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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