New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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