she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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