i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
