quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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