butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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