great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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