Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
The air taste purple.
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