Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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