you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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