I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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