I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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