I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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