absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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