If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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