I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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