I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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