He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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