im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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